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  1. Drink Order Greeting Card

    Drink Order Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me. Learn More
  2. Cheat at Dreidel Greeting Card

    Cheat at Dreidel Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I cheat at dreidel. Learn More
  3. Being Myself Greeting Card

    Being Myself Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Sorry for being myself. Learn More
  4. Love Booze Greeting Card

    Love Booze Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze. Learn More
  5. Thought Counts Greeting Card

    Thought Counts Greeting Card

    $2.99

    It's the thought that counts and I put an awful lot of thought into giving you absolutely nothing. Learn More
  6. More Impressive Gift Greeting Card

    More Impressive Gift Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me Learn More
  7. Genuinely Concerned Greeting Card

    Genuinely Concerned Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I'm not making any age-related jokes because I'm genuinely concerned by how old you are. Learn More
  8. Courage To Quit My Job Greeting Cards (Pk of 20)

    Courage To Quit My Job Greeting Cards (Pk of 20)

    $24.95

    I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job. Learn More
  9. Emotionally Available Greeting Card

    Emotionally Available Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you. Learn More
  10. Offended Greeting Card

    Offended Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. Learn More

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