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  1. Being Around You Greeting Card

    Being Around You Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Being around you makes me want to briefly stop compulsively checking all forms of digital communication. Learn More
  2. Midnight Pork Greeting Card

    Midnight Pork Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn. Learn More
  3. Bikram Yoga Class Greeting Card

    Bikram Yoga Class Greeting Card

    $2.99

    You're one of the few people I would consider hugging directly after a Bikram Yoga class. Learn More
  4. Must Be Love Greeting Card

    Must Be Love Greeting Card

    $2.99

    This must be love because I haven't even contemplated an eventual escape plan. Learn More
  5. Sleep With Sober Greeting Card

    Sleep With Sober Greeting Card

    $2.99

    You're someone I really feel like I can sleep with sober. Learn More
  6. Zagat Guide For Penises Greeting Card

    Zagat Guide For Penises Greeting Card

    $2.99

    If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor Learn More
  7. Emergency Contact Greeting Card

    Emergency Contact Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person. Learn More
  8. Cupid's Arrow Greeting Card

    Cupid's Arrow Greeting Card

    $2.99

    You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity Learn More
  9. Love You Like A Cannibal Greeting Card

    Love You Like A Cannibal Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh. Learn More
  10. Mind-Blowingly Hot Greeting Card

    Mind-Blowingly Hot Greeting Card

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    I couldn't help noticing that you're mind-blowingly hot. Learn More

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