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  1. Friend No Matter What Greeting Card

    Friend No Matter What Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I will be your friend no matter what you put inside your anus Learn More
  2. Genuinely Concerned Greeting Card

    Genuinely Concerned Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I'm not making any age-related jokes because I'm genuinely concerned by how old you are. Learn More
  3. Offended Greeting Card

    Offended Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. Learn More
  4. Effortless Friendship Greeting Card

    Effortless Friendship Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness. Learn More
  5. More Effort Greeting Card

    More Effort Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Thank you for the gift, party, dinner, or other gesture that required significanly more effort than this greeting card. Learn More
  6. Slightly Funnier Greeting Card

    Slightly Funnier Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier. Learn More
  7. Slightly Funnier Bifold Greeting Card

    Slightly Funnier Bifold Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier. Learn More
  8. Celebrate Like You're 21 Greeting Card

    Celebrate Like You're 21 Greeting Card

    $2.99

    I don't remember or care how old you are but let's celebrate like you're 21. Learn More
  9. Emergency Contact Greeting Card

    Emergency Contact Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person. Learn More
  10. Guilt Gift Greeting Card

    Guilt Gift Greeting Card

    $2.99

    Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift. Learn More

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